Welcome to ‘Not me Monday’! This blog carnival was created by mkmama. A ‘Not me Monday’ is a funny way to ‘fess up some embarrassing things you’ve done that week… by pretending you totally did not actually do them. So here goes;
This past week, I did not buy a bag of powdered donuts and I definitely did not almost eat the entire bag by myself before my hubby caught me. Nope, not me!
I did not cry hysterically when a spider ran across my foot one morning and I did not stand on the bed crying until my hubby killed it for me. I would never do that! Nope, not me!
I did not get soap in my eyes and mouth in the shower and I did not forget about my growing belly and proceed to spit the soap onto it. Nope, not me!
At our saturday garage sale, I did not forget how to use a calculator and look like a complete idiot and of course I did not have to trust the people buying items to be honest and help me do the math. Nope, not me!
This week, I did not keep silent as a dog got blamed for one of my bodily functions… Nope, definitely not me!!
I did not secretly desire to find the envelope which holds the ultrasound picture of our baby’s sex and is hidden by my hubby somewhere around our home. Nope, not me!
I did not update my blog numerous times the past ten days. I would never! Nope, not me!
And, I definitely did not update our daily life blog and my personal blog as well. I am never on the internet that often, Nope, not me!
I do not check my baby blog about 12 times a day, just to see if there is anything I could or should add or if anyone else voted on our polls. Nope, not me!
I did not have two safeway employees comment on my size and they were not at all shocked when I told them I still have 7 weeks to go, and I definitely did not cry on the way home because of it! Nope, not me!
I did not sit and eat all of the chocolate out of our new tub of moose tracks ice cream and I definitely did not eat the entire tub in two days. Nope, not me!
I do not still try and squeeze into my size 5 capris and I definitely don’t wear them out in public often and I do not wear a bella band to cover the fact that I can’t button them. Nope, not me!
I did not have McDonald’s sausage egg mcmuffins for breakfast twice this week. That’s so unhealthy, so nope, definitely not me!
I did not get a charlie horse around 3 am one night this week and I definitely did not punch Ted’s back and wake him and the baby because of it. Nope, not me!
I did not run out of things to write because I am not an airhead these days. Nope, never me!